NOT STATHAM LOOKALIKE: HOW TO TWIST AN INSULT AGAINST THE PERSON THAT INSULTED YOU.

The German Philosopher Schopenhauer wrote a philosophical work regarding the 39 tricks to trap Your Opponent verbally and win an Argument. THIS WORK IS CALLED THE ART OF BEING RIGHT.HERE BELOW THERE ARE ALL THE ANSWERS THAT I CREATED TO THE MOST POPULAR INSULTS THAT WE FACE IN OUR DAILY LIFE; STUDYING THE ART OF BEING RIGHT OF SCHOPENHAUER HELPED ME TO SHARP MY MIND AND MY TONGUE;
HERE BELOW SOME EXAMPLES I CREATED FOR YOU , HOPE THEY CAN HELP SOMEONE:
EXAMPLES OF MASSIMO'S ANSWERS TO THE MOST COMMON AND POPULAR INSULTS:
EXAMPLES :
A) IF SOMEONE CALL YOU IDIOT -YOU CAN ANSWER - THEN WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON;
B) IF SOMEONE TELL YOU - YOUR ENGLISH IS SHIT;YOU CAN ANSWER: LIKE YOUR PERSONALITY.
C) IF SOMEONE CALL YOU WANKER:
YOU CAN ANSWER - OH MAN I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOU AT ALL.
D) IF SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE UGLY YOU CAN ANSWER - YOU DO NOT LOOK BETTER THAN ME FELLA.
E) IF SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING: YOU CAN SAY: YOU ARE NOT EVEN GOOD FOR IT.
F) IF SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE A FUNNY FACE ; YOU CAN SAY - YOURS IS AN HILARIOUS COMMEDIAN.
G) IF SOMEONE TELL YOU I WISH YOU DIE
YOU CAN SAY - NO WORRIES I WILL ...BUT ONLY AFTER YOUR PAINFUL DEATH
H) IF SOMEONE TELL I DO NOT LIKE YOU
YOUR GOOD ANSWER CAN BE: THANKS GOD, I DO NOT HAVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
I) IF SOMEONE SAYS -I WANT SMASH YOUR FACE; YOUR GOOD ANSWER CAN BE - IT IS BETTER IF YOU TRY TO FIX YOURS.
L) IF SOMEONE SAYS I HAD A SEX WITH YOUR WIFE OR MOTHER OR SISTER OR DAUGHTER AND OF COURSE IT IS NOT TRUE , HE JUST WANT DISRESPECT THEM TO OFFEND YOU, YOUR GOOD ANSWER IS " AH THAT WHY SHE HAS BEEN VOMITING ALL DAY!!"
M) IF SOMEONE SAY TO YOU - GET LOST;
YOUR GOOD ANSWER IS " AS LONG I KEEP AWAY FROM YOU I DON'T MIND."
N) IF SOMEONE SAY TO YOU" YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!" YOUR GOOD ANSWER CAN BE "TRUST ME MATE I DO NOT WISH TO HAVE YOURS!"
AS YOU NOTICE WITH FEW WORDS SAID IN THE RIGHT WAY AT THE RIGHT TIME YOU CAN WIN AN ARGUMENT AND BE RIGHT AND DESTROY YOUR OPPONENT AND HIS INSULTS JUST WITH YOUR MOUTH. BASICALLY YOUR INTELLIGENCE WILL KNOCK HIM DOWN AND NOT YOUR FISTS.

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