Baby, It’s Cold Outside, There Have Been Numerous Deaths Since Sundown, Please, I Beseech You...

Baby, It’s Cold Outside, There Have Been Numerous Deaths Since Sundown, Please, I Beseech You, Stay Indoors Lest Your Light Be Snuffed Out Within 5 Minutes of Exiting the Building

(This Is a Personal Issue For Me As I Had a Great-Grandfather
Who Died in a Blizzard in 1943), a Christmas parody song.

Lyrics (by Melanie Lech & Alex Bradford Cobb)
I really can't stay (but baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away (it's -35)
I've just always been (the blizzard is moving in)
Drawn to the ice (that's cool but if ya go out you're gonna die)
A dazzling, deep snow fall (yeah, and your tires are bald)
That's okay, I can handle it, I'm from the North (You're from Maryland, and you left when you were 4)
Got my coat and my aviators (is that a light windbreaker?)
But maybe just a juul-pod more (Don't touch my stuff, just please stay indoors)
The neighbors might think (they're dead already, forget about them, okay?)
Say what's in this drink? (it's kombucha, at least that's what the bottles say)
It's the perfect photo opp (The town cryer froze to death in that spot)
Take your shirt off (I'm sick of you always objectifying me in your artsy photography!) I didn't say talk!!!
I can call it: "Snow, Snow, Snower." (Snow her? I don't even know her!)
I should've just worked with that guy who cried (wait... is you shooting him how he died?) *camera click*
I really can't stay (oh baby don't go out)
But baby, it's cold outside
I simply must shoot (but baby, it's cold outside)
I'm already en route (oh God, now it's cold inside)
Huh, I can't feel my skin (Hypothermia's setting in!)
Let go of the door! (Look out the window at the storm)
A cardinal on a snowy branch (18 dead in an avalanche)
Now that's a photo they'll just adore (the cardinal just went down in that moor.)
My mittens and my stockings will match (19 dead in the avalanche, it got the milkman, god dammit *crying*)
But maybe just a half a drink more (Maybe not, I think you've had enough...) I'm like not even drunk
I changed my mind, I'll just go (329 inches now...)
Hand me my phone? (it's dead) That's okay I have a natural good sense of direction, I'd find my way anyhow

Oh, good, found my smartphone gloves (Power's out in half of the sub's)
But don't you see? (I can't see ANYTHING, Margaret, the power's out!)
The light won't be as pretty tomorrow (This mountain town is drowning in sorrow)
You can't drown in ice cuz it's frozen (It's a metaphor-obviously and always has been)
I really can't stay (alright, see yourself out) What? Wow, you just let me go out there, just like that? Absolutely ridiculous.
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside...







@MeanBeanProd

#BabyItsColdOutside #ChristmasParody #MeanBeanTonight #PhotographersBeLike

baby it's cold outside parody,baby its cold outside,baby its cold outside karaoke,baby its cold outside john legend,baby its cold outside john legend kelly clarkson,christmas parody songs,christmas parody songs 2019,christmas parody,mean bean tonight,mean bean productions,photographers be like,charlotte comedy,baby its cold outside bill cosby,